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The Poor Cat

Jane and her friends saw the dying cat laying on the road. As it shivered, they picked it up and put it on the pavement. Everyone gathered around. ” Poor thing,” someone said. The driver got out of his car to see what he had hit. ” Does anyone know who owns this cat?” he said. The people who gathered around looked blankly at one another. He told them that he loved cats and had two of his own. ”I will take it to the animal centre, just up the road. They will know how to take care of this poor cat.”

100wc #9

Strolling casually through the lush green park, I decided I would go swimming.  As I reached my front door, my cat was scratching it! I lifted the cat through a broken window and surprisingly she came out with my trunks! Although pleased I couldn’t get changed out here! So, I unlocked the door, and found my bad brother brazenly sitting in my chair, looking straight at me – like I was crazy. Then, he spoke, “I am here to tell you about my fortune, for I am to die in a months time, but touch it while I am alive, and you’re dead!”